@TheOnion First John Travolta's stories in the Enquirer, and now this, I'm thinking twice about converting to Scientology now. ;)
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion#ClareVater FL Baptist General Emerge over-whelmed by sodomized Thetans ; Narcanun suppository manufacturer claims 1 size fits allThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion this is not suprisingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion totally recognize the church in this clip.....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion Many thanks The Onion. I've been feeling there is something “not quite right” with scientology.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@PopeShakey@TheOnion no, Papa's handwriting was a wee shakey at the end of the beginning : that was a cursive 'r', and not a 'v'#MiscarigeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
.
@TheOnion Was worried for a second but Wikipedia confirms the pronounciation is THAYten. I can rest easy once more.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion now why doesn't this suprise me;considerin somebody wanted out w/her baby girl while hubby stepped back&said its ok dear u win;Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.