@TheOnion - Ugh. This could easily be me.
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@TheOnion UNBELIEVABLY RELEVANTThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Who hasn't had a desperate ex? RT
@TheOnion My Ex- Must Be Getting Pretty Desperate To Keep Answering All Of My Callshttp://onion.com/VK1BXMThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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haha
@gracedahlke RT@TheOnion My Ex-Girlfriend Must Be Getting Pretty Desperate To Keep Answering All Of My Callshttp://onion.com/VK1BXMThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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