@TheOnion Be serious!
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@TheOnion PLEASE TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD ROMNEY DID AT HIS SPEECH TODAY AT THE GLOBAL INT GIVING US A VISION OR HOPE FOR THAT PROBLEMThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I am looking forward to having the astral projection of myself visit him to congratulate him on his enlightenment!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Someone forgot to tell him about the absentee ballotThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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