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@TheOnion Apple to sue planet Earth for not rearranging itself to match Apple mapsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Stop it."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yes, there are often whole days that go by when I think about this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I used to be White, till it became popular to be Native American. Now I m running for the Senate as a Chief!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion especially after they takeoff their black make up :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Being white upper class is VERY hard. That's why we deserve to eat poor orphaned children.#AModestProposalThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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