@TheOnion Oops. Starlings weren't introduced to the US till 1890s. Not native here.
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@TheOnion Back when I was a kid, everyone ate worms. And we liked it. Dang kids have it so easy now. Get off my lawn!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I laughed so hard at this one, right in the middle of my office. Funny looks from my co-workers? Meh, totally worth it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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