@TheOnion Good thing it wasn't Double Blasts of Butter, he would have no lungs at all.
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@TheOnion Workers in factories making fake butter have been killed by the stuff and those of us smelling it in offices would love it to goThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It is true. You are what you eat. Dude at a bag per day for years.#WhatDoYouThinkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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