@TheOnion OMG this is actually true of my life- only it was my mom. Lol
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@TheOnion: Top Weekend Story: Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early http://onion.com/QzeaS1@Lunchtime4 I feel like this is you. -
@Jamokii rather be safe than sorry!
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