@TheOnion trees are evil they throw nuts at you.
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@TheOnion Spoiler alert! Clearly this is the plot of The Happening 2!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane Super, another thing trees have in common with married couples...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I KNEW The Ruins had it right!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane Oh, I have an idea, bring the Endeavour (or facsimile thereof) thru and then you will have to cut them all downThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Do you really need the word "slowly" in this sentence?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Only in rural areas..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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