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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Sep 2012

    Botanists Discover Trees Are All Slowly Trying To Strangle Each Otherhttp://onion.com/PNorLi 

    2:01 PM - 23 Sep 2012
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      1. Scott Braveboy  🤖‏ @TScottBrave 25 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion trees are evil they throw nuts at you.

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      1. KristinaBilly‏ @KristinaBilly 24 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Spoiler alert! Clearly this is the plot of The Happening 2!

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      1. Bonnie Victoria‏ @_BonnieVictoria 23 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Super, another thing trees have in common with married couples...

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      1. Jonathan Janz‏ @JonathanJanz 23 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion I KNEW The Ruins had it right!

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      1. dkwilliams‏ @avilaatthebeach 23 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Oh, I have an idea, bring the Endeavour (or facsimile thereof) thru and then you will have to cut them all down

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      1. _________‏ @98765432456 23 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Do you really need the word "slowly" in this sentence?

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      1. simonrkatz‏ @simon_r_katz 23 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion well now they'd hardly do that kind of thing #quickly would they? They're trees not pythons.

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      1. Gene Rowell‏ @meangene1337 23 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Only in rural areas..

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