@AnaEvenson RT @TheOnion Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early http://onion.com/Ti7u0P
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@TheOnion#gwenorg http://www.gwennetwork.org/ GLOBAL WOMEN'S EMPOWERING NETWORKThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Local Marine defends title of. Most breakfasts eaten in a single sitting! "I do it for my pride." He was quoted saying.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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