@TheOnion Everything is funnier with alcohol
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@TheOnion Drunk [Houston] Women Find Their Run Across Busy Street Hilarious http://onion.com/P8MjIrThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ONION -WWDs hit by 'sober' driver.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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