Well, that explains why the Staff @TheOnion look like GQ and Maxim practicing aficionados.
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@TheOnion Of course Americans get most exercise while drunk, how else do you tolerate the boredom of exercising?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I clean the house while drunk.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Dancing. Dancing. Dancing.#VanillaIceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion u missed one drunk sex...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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