@TheOnion The new i-phone is just thin enough to put under the short leg on my desk to stop it from shaking
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@TheOnion I love this. If I get one more email from Apple, AT&T or Verizon, begging me to buy the new phone, I'll scream.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how much do they pay those people to stand in line?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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