@TheOnion The powerful camera in the iPhone 5 will refine my instagram /w high quality pics & make me popular #iPhoneHealth #emotionalhealth
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@TheOnion Carrying around the iPhone5 will help me desensitize myself to the number 5 which I hate :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just finished hydro therapy session at The Royal Bucks Hospital. Feeling great! It makes such a difference to the pain.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it will help me lighten my pocket book. Considerably.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#iPhoneHealth Its enormous weight caused the fingers on my left hand to stretch a foot and a half.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the new longer iPhone 5 will makes those who feel inadequate feel adequate.#iPhoneHealthThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion - Love this! Know many who can't complain with back problems now. HA!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: The lightweight iPhone 5 alleviates those who suffered back pain from the previous model."@hollins_daThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hoping to win this year's iPhone water skipping tournament at Lake Willoughby, VT. My iPhone 4 simply sank when it hit the water.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion iPhone users will spend more time on their iPhone, and less time talking to me about their fucking iPhone.#iPhoneHealthThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Haha very good writer!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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