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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Sep 2012

    The lightweight iPhone 5 alleviates those who suffered back pain from the previous model. How will it help you? #iPhoneHealth

    12:44 PM - 21 Sep 2012
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      1. Esther Farrell‏ @EstherNell 21 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion The powerful camera in the iPhone 5 will refine my instagram /w high quality pics & make me popular #iPhoneHealth #emotionalhealth

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      1. Mickeys Clever‏ @meSOclevergirl 21 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Carrying around the iPhone5 will help me desensitize myself to the number 5 which I hate :)

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      1. Princess Julie Daly‏ @ParamountEquest 27 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Just finished hydro therapy session at The Royal Bucks Hospital. Feeling great! It makes such a difference to the pain.

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      1. Heather‏ @igetitart 21 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion it will help me lighten my pocket book. Considerably.

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      1. 13 Days to Midterms‏ @dandufresne 21 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion #iPhoneHealth Its enormous weight caused the fingers on my left hand to stretch a foot and a half.

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      1. chrisclausen‏ @chrisclausen 21 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion the new longer iPhone 5 will makes those who feel inadequate feel adequate. #iPhoneHealth

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      1. Tina File‏ @CouldItBeADHD 21 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion - Love this! Know many who can't complain with back problems now. HA!

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      1. Emily Smith‏ @emilyanne539 21 Sep 2012
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        RT "@TheOnion: The lightweight iPhone 5 alleviates those who suffered back pain from the previous model." @hollins_da

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      1. Ed White‏ @thedripmaster 21 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Hoping to win this year's iPhone water skipping tournament at Lake Willoughby, VT. My iPhone 4 simply sank when it hit the water.

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      1. [Y]MACK[2]STATIC[K]‏ @kwanelemm 21 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion #iPhoneHealth

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      1. Shy Mall?‏ @trilogyjab 21 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion iPhone users will spend more time on their iPhone, and less time talking to me about their fucking iPhone. #iPhoneHealth

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      1. Oliver More‏ @Tubezillauk 21 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Haha very good writer!

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