@TheOnion It killed my firstborn child. #iPhoneHealth
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@TheOnion I had a light and wispy Android phone, but then I got an iPhone 4.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My iPhone4 gave me an iHernia.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my head hurts from listening to people talk about how much the iPhone is wonderful when it just sucks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mac makes me nuts!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "i"strain.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I caught the clap from an iphone 4Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My pinky finger is misaligned from propping the iPhone in my right hand whilst I scroll and text!pic.twitter.com/wuPs0ui0
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@TheOnion the iPhone 4 is so heavy and cumbersome that I've thrown my back out a time or two and bruised my spleen one other time.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh my eyes, neck, hands, and my nose after walkin into a glass door!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I have really bad text Neck! :/#ibarelylookupanymoreThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it sucked all the $ outta my walletThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My asshole tendencies have deepened to the extent that I mock anyone who has owned a phone longer than six months.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I now have carpal tunnel syndrome in my scrolling thumb form my IPhone#TheRightThumbThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion High blood pressure, PTSD, rickets. All in the Terms of Service.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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