@TheOnion LOL!!! Those darned 'sideeffects'...<sigh>
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@TheOnion I used to counterbalance by putting a couple of quarters in the opposite pocket..worked great.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Tee hee RT
@TheOnion “I’m really excited the iPhone 5 won’t shatter my hip and permanently deform my torso and vertebrae!”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the iPhone5 newest figure is that it will wait in line for you when the iPhone6 comes outThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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