@TheOnion mcdonalds to 1 up wendys' baconator w/ new 100% bacon burger
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@TheOnion ^YOU!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That they've got the body of a teenager. Or preferably several. In their luggage.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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