@TheOnion - Dammit. There goes my awkward social life.
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@TheOnion Wrong study !!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tell this, better yet, Sell this to people in sales.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why don't strangers around me know this?! I'm part of the 100% that don't like being addressed by unknowns.#strangerdangerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Dear Stanford University, thank you. You are a wealth of knowledge. Please, do go on.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Trouble for southern extroverts.Then what DO you do in an elevator, in the airpor linet, in a football stadium, waiting at Starbs,Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hey stranger, keep the chatter to yourself while we're doing our business in the w.c. Awkward...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It depends on who the stranger is. Crazy drunkard, unwashed masses, and regular "folks" really should keep to themselves.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Stanford Study Confirms It's Not Okay To Just Start Talking To People You Don't Knowhttp://onion.com/QCu8v8Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I start conversations all the time. It is sort of my job.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion but then how does one make friends?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I am willing to bet that none of these people being surveyed are from Texas.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion INCORRECT.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well, I was going to comment on this but, , ,Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Last time I tried that, I was asked to blow a triple amputee.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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