@TheOnion god help the other passengers if the plane crashes in the wilderness and they have nothing to eat.
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@TheOnion HilariousThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Will you explain why another person's plight is funny and entertaining? I don't get why fat jokes are acceptible. Shame on you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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