@TheOnion My social disorders started screaming at me "SEE?? WE WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG" and I had to shoot them with tranquilizer darts.
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@TheOnion I noticed that years ago! The noive!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why not?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You sure?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Really? This just makes me want to push people more out of their comfort zone. Geesh lighten up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the sound of silenceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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THIS: RT
@TheOnion Report: It's Not Okay To Just Start Talking To People You Don’t Knowhttp://onion.com/Pqoo8cThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm sorry...but that has to be the dumbest shit i have ever heard!! People say hi to me all the time, and well...I say hello back!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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