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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Sep 2012

    "Let me assure you that I in no way meant to offend any of the putrid-smelling, barefoot masses out there." – Romneyhttp://onion.com/U9ZKwZ 

    2:54 PM - 18 Sep 2012
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    • Rielly Stares Kris Litman-Koon Patrick Carrigan Jarrod Willard GOD - The MOTHER Michael Valentine Woodsie Emily Steele Mrs Green
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      1. Diamond ADENIBA‏ @diamondZ_Cfc 18 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion No Compassionate,People Oriented Presidential Hopeful, should get careless in Utteraance,its a Bad Omen...what wisdom is that.,

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      1. Tara‏ @TaraModel 18 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion @TheDemocrats @DCdebbie @Rosie @davidcorndc Folks..After MiTT Yesterday "I"CAN'T WAIT 4 the ... http://tl.gd/jbcc4a 

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      1. Tara‏ @TaraModel 18 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Dear Onion.. Just FOUND YOU(few days ago) However..Youre RAPIDLY Becoming..MY Absolute FAV Tweeters Love TaraA1,of 47%

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      1. viviandoyle‏ @vivianmdoyle 18 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Word

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      1. Tory‏ @tsrahm 18 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion The Onion apologizes to America for it's "sharp decline in humor", blames Bush.

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      2. Candace‏ @candiedthought 18 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion 47% of people I see at grocery store shop in their SpongeBob jammies..maybe Romney is more in touch than first thought

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      3. Scott McCallister‏ @11type 18 Sep 2012
        Replying to @candiedthought

        @candiedthought Unlike those of us on twitter with classy dignified avatars.

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      4. Candace‏ @candiedthought 18 Sep 2012
        Replying to @11type

        @11type oh jeeze 11. The SpongeBob avatar was already taken so...had to go with dumb blonde with big boobs. I sure like your classy avatar

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Angela Maxwell‏ @warmdog0011 18 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion stupid poor people thinking they are entitled to food are ruining the economy

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      1. scott Moore‏ @bucks9053 18 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion get a life.

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      1. Ronald A. Wright Jr.‏ @Dagger505 18 Sep 2012
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        @theonion WTF?

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      1. Colin Hunter‏ @Neandercol 18 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion That will do it!. They will vote for you now. Without a doubt.

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      1. clayton tapp‏ @newfoundland12 18 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Shame on him!! He should be forced to live in a slum and walk a mile in someone elses shoes if they have them !! Not all are rich!

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      1. Grace Adele‏ @Graceadele 18 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Wow, that's exactly how it came across.

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