Oh...yes... RT @TheOnion: Report: Calvin Johnson Probably Works Out Fairly Oftenhttp://onion.com/Pjz74t
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@TheOnion Romney/Ryan M-care voucher plan will force women to get all of their gynecological exams at places like Wal-Mart and B J’s.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yes! He's on my fantasy football team!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hahaha! thought you were talking about@k_records's Calvin Johnson. Couldn't imagine how you tied the headline & story together.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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