@TheOnion Red Shroud of Turin to be 'restored' by Cecilia Giménez.
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@TheOnion the holy washer has a cross on it,soo how come theres no devil head on the dryer? he must have ben reminescing about haight/ash.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ha! Missed this one. Another patient-chart classic: "Large stool ambulating in hallway"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion its ok, someone can just make anotherThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Holy Water ! Who will clean up this unholy mess?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion -- And "hmmm" again!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why is this considered holy, I seem to remember it was carbon dated back in the 80s and found to be a few hundred years too new.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Shroud Of Turin Accidentally Washed With Red Shirt http://onion.com/V01Q0j#OnionTreasure [Iconoclasts!]Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why the fuck would I pay for fake newsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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