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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Sep 2012

    Not a single person died violently because of what you are about to click on:http://onion.com/SlJao5 

    1:29 PM - 14 Sep 2012
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      1. Ros McMullen #W4TNP2S‏ @RosMcM 14 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion @DAaronovitch I take the point but I'd still much prefer not to have clicked on it.

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      2. Audrey White‏ @audreywhiteTX 14 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion You could use a NSFW tag on that, eh?

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      1. Cantfiggeritout‏ @cantfiggeritout 15 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion has no class and i will no longer subscribe. this pic is disgusting, i won't kill u for it.but u did lose me as a fan.

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      1. Faisal Ahmed‏ @chintito 15 Sep 2012
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        @NickyAACampbell @TheOnion Why don't you publicise that image in parts of Mumbai or Manila and then see if violence is forthcoming.

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      1. jerry‏ @SpikeSmudik 15 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Cartoon ridiculing naked Moses, Jesus, Ganesha, Buddha elicits no violent responses from various religions. Go figure!

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      1. Brent Guggisberg‏ @ourmonument 14 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion unless you count at least 7 of us dying from laughter!

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      1. Nathaniel Markowitz‏ @Occasional_Exp 14 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Yes, but several people did lose their job because you didn’t include the acronym NSFW.

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      1. (((Beth C:)))‏ @bamapachyderm 14 Sep 2012
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        RT @TheOnion Not a single person died violently because of what you are about to click on: http://onion.com/SlJao5  @saletan

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      1. David G. Hill‏ @scheerbart 14 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Hey! I was at that party, and I can tell you, someone's been photoshopped out of that scene.

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      1. Jehan Pasangha‏ @jehanlive 14 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion nice one. As a Christian from a Buddhist country, I was deeply offended...sort of. So I closed the browser tab.

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      1. Nightmare on Michael the Street‏ @MrLaRue138 14 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion This is a link to that damn "Ring" video, isn't it? I'm on to y'all.

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      1. Aminu.ARGUNGU‏ @aminuArgungu 14 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion on the other way round, Islam is a concluded affair in its practice & laws. That's the distinction!!!

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      1. Aminu.ARGUNGU‏ @aminuArgungu 14 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion it goes show the decline or otherwise of moral values and respect to religious symbols that civilisation tolerates.

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      1. joshua wilkinson‏ @joshmightbe 14 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion I'm offended, the artist clearly left out Zoroastrianism Ahura Mazda would love a reach around from Moses.

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      1. Surreal Nate Wheel‏ @LoboAustin 14 Sep 2012
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        Damn, @TheOnion NSFW that shit!

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      1. Christoph Curtis‏ @ChristophGC 14 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion @infected

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      1. Kieran Meehan‏ @nowtsodaft 14 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion I'm sorry. I was being mean spirited. 6 out of 10 for effort.

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