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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Sep 2012

    No One Murdered Because Of This Image http://onion.com/Otmyq9 

    3:45 PM - 13 Sep 2012
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      1. OogieBoogie2988  👻 👻 👻‏Verified account @Boogie2988 13 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion holy shit. that was amazing.

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      1. Dmitar Vuckovic‏ @Dmitarv 15 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion don't think the Jews have the moral high ground either. Just be proud everyone could find distasteful humor to spare blood for now

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      1. OJ  🧗‏ @TheColonial 14 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion with one more character the story may well have been very different. The true elephant in the room!

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      2. Eric Scull AND Crossbones!  ☠️‏ @spielerman 13 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion that's the second strike today, and ever, where I haven't found any humor in a story from you

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      2. Struggling with modernity‏ @RancidTarzie 13 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion racist crap.

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      3. Tony Diaz‏ @tonydiaz777 14 Sep 2012
        Replying to @RancidTarzie

        @ohtarzie @TheOnion Why should religious figures be immune from satire? Why non believers obliged to respect? What has that to do with race?

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      4. Struggling with modernity‏ @RancidTarzie 14 Sep 2012
        Replying to @tonydiaz777

        @aconcepciondiaz They shouldn't. But singling out Islam as uniquely violent is what's problematic. @TheOnion

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      5. Tony Diaz‏ @tonydiaz777 14 Sep 2012
        Replying to @RancidTarzie

        @ohtarzie @TheOnion There's a valid point about applying taboo on speech about Muhammed to whole world. Like Christianity 500 years ago.

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      6. Struggling with modernity‏ @RancidTarzie 14 Sep 2012
        Replying to @tonydiaz777

        @aconcepciondiaz blah blah. There are lots of valid points about bad things people do. @TheOnion

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      1. Methuna Rajah‏ @methuna 27 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion This is highly offending! Religion is not meant for perverted jokes!!

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      1. Methuna Rajah‏ @methuna 26 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion This is highly offending! Just because no one has bombed or murdered, doesn't mean no one will react! Pls remove this content!

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      1. V Iyer‏ @iam_iyer 15 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion what's the matter with you guys? Are you mentally ill or something?

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      1. تغريدات مصر‏ @EgyptTopTweets 15 Sep 2012
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        التغريدة الأكثر ريتيويت الساعة الماضية ل @TheOnion الهاشتاجات النشطة #اخبارك #USA #Israel

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      1. Adrian Thomas‏ @adriancct 14 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Give it time.

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      1. Tyler Davis‏ @TylerAuggieD 14 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion haha, that might've been your ballsiest story yet.

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      1. Izizza‏ @Izizza 14 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion So brave and edgy. What a bunch of opportunists, capitalizing on this crap.

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      1. jbdeq‏ @jbdeq 14 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Haha! Bloody Hell - They're Brave/stupid...

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