@TheOnion I'm okay, just a little scuffed up. Can't believe this makes news. I got more injuries from the dog. Reelect #RomenyRyan
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@TheOnion Europeans correct in summarizing Obama's presdency is one word. " IRRELEVANT" OBAMA is just a big talker looking for attention.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lmao Chet returnsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I initially read, "knocked up."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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