@TheOnion. I am not the master of my own domain.
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@TheOnion shit, I didn't get the memo..... I failed again anyway.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thank the Onion Gods!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#11FuckingYearsAgoChrist We're playing Jenga over here!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hey, if we don't yank-it the terrorists win.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not me. I masturbate in celebration of the American spirit. And porn industry.#11FuckingYearsAgoChristThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion DON'T LET THE TERRORISTS WIN.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion keep your garbage off my twitter!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Too lateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 9/11 article http://bit.ly/TNnuoQ - Can you handle the truth?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So far, so good. Got it out of my system last night.#11FuckingYearsAgoChristThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's hard. Pun intended.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just UNFOLLOWED!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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