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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Sep 2012

    FBI: "There’s no telling what inexplicable horrors these attacks would've caused had we not seen this in time."http://onion.com/U63Xxq 

    6:20 AM - 11 Sep 2012
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    • Sarah Pessimist Niall Brady, MPSE Layne Ransom Lane britton the end is near Donald Putin Harriet Garner amanda marie
    15 replies 41 retweets 10 likes
      1. Paul Schnur‏ @GiantsFaninNY 11 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion some things aren't good as satirical tweets

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      1. Katie Wallace‏ @KatieWalllace 11 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I don't think 9/11 jokes will ever be funny.

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      1. Chris Lewis‏ @cbearballin 11 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I'm all for an inappropriate joke sometimes, but this 9/11 stuff is disgusting. Have a sliver of respect #noclass #neverforget

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      2. Sam Cornwell  💎‏ @Samcornwell 11 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I'm having difficulty understanding the irony in this story.maybe it's some sub-news I've missed 'cos I live outside of America.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Jamie Gartman‏ @the_realJgart71 11 Sep 2012
        Replying to @Samcornwell

        @Samcornwell @theonion the irony is that The Onion, theoretically a comedic website, is decidedly unfunny today.

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
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      1. dead pet zoo‏ @cassetto 11 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man. @TheOnion Goes hard.

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      1. Amy‏ @beloved126 11 Sep 2012
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        . @TheOnion not funny. I know the Onion is known for crossing lines, and normally I support that, but this is too far.

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      1. Odysseus Forrester‏ @OdysseusQuest 11 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Tell your critics: Don't like it? No sense of humor? Watch Jay Leno.

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      1. walt102‏ @walt102 11 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion FU Onion from member of FDNY... Any other day this joke would be fine but today it is a spit in the face of those killed that day

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      1. Eric Spencer‏ @JustEric 11 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Not only is this piece in poor taste, but did it really need to be posted five times? Give it a rest, fucktards.

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      1. Kevin M. Hill‏ @Khill33 11 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion poor taste

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      1. Rocky Buckland‏ @ParagonRocky 11 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion FBI and DHS Agents Receive Vital Intel On Assassination Attempts Against Presidents Lincoln, Kennedy

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      1. Matt H.‏ @Senor_Tsunami 11 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion this gag is falling flat

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      1. Anthony Donnelly‏ @Tony_Sacto 11 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion So @RealGilbert is it still #toosoon ?

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      1. Danzig Milmore‏ @Milmore 11 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Scumbags

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