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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Sep 2012

    FBI: 'Anyone working inside the WTC or Pentagon on the morning of September 11, 2001 is urged to evacuate the area'http://onion.com/U63Xxq 

    5:45 AM - 11 Sep 2012
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      1. guy le douche‏ @grathanial 11 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Not funny. Unfollow

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      1. La Perla Milwaukee‏ @LaPerlaMKE 11 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Always fun to make light of the tragic death of more than 3,000 Americans. Surely the victims look down on you today with thanks.

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      1. Jenny Reiswig‏ @jenfoolery 11 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion pretty sure it’s always going to be “too soon” for 9/11 jokes.

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      1. Renee Desjardins‏ @Renee_Desjardin 11 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion too far...

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      1. Cheryl‏ @ClaraMama11 11 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion VERY insensitive and in extremely poor taste. Shame on you.

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      1. Guy Gordon‏ @newsGuy760 11 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Still too soon.

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      2. Raeden Greer‏ @RaedenGreer 11 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Tasteless and unfunny.

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      4. Raeden Greer‏ @RaedenGreer 11 Sep 2012
        Replying to @Sthcalguy9

        @Sthcalguy9 Maybe if one of your loved ones was a casualty, you'd feel differently. Anniversary or not, insensitive jokes are in poor taste.

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      1. Being Human‏ @withcomment 11 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion maybe on a different day but not on the 11th. Bad taste.

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      1. bri‏ @BrianMickelson 11 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion There are a lot of things to joke about, so you could've avoided joking about this.

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      1. David Rushing‏ @DavidProv 11 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Now if only we could get that information back through time somehow.

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      1. Dory Edwards‏ @DoryEdwards 11 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion hey assholes....this is never going to be funny. Just stop. Now.

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      1. spoopy mermaid  👻 🧜🏼‍♀️‏ @spoopystina 11 Sep 2012
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        I get that @TheOnion is satire and all, but the 9/11 article this morning was disrespectful, unfunny bullshit. Have some damn respect.

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      1. Michael Fetter‏ @mjfetter 11 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion some topics should be off limits

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      1. Randy Bailey‏ @link19831 11 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion good job. Nice article. Seems this is how we get all our info... too late lol.

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      1. Kevin Higginbotham‏ @05sox_10hawks 11 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion I get the onion. I like the onion. 9/11 jokes??? Really??? #reject #weak #neverforget

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      1. Omar Taveras‏ @otaveras 11 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion what the hell is wrong with you people.

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