@TheOnion *Howl*
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@TheOnion The intense guilt if you don't log on and therefore don't see a birthday reminder. Why do you wish everyone else a happy birthday?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tinker Bell keeps deleating My coments?Web-cam=I'd like to see Tinker Bell!LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion When did you start reporting actual news.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion facebook is better than this stupid site, the only reason I made a twitter is because of EverymanHYBRIDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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LOL RT
@TheOnion: Number Of Users Who Actually Enjoy Facebook Down To 4http://onion.com/O8lLoYThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just closed my account, make the 3.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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