@TheOnion why did I just read that
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@TheOnion There's nothing like being prepared, eh?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I disagree. Eva should choose an incriminating photo in the hopes that the maniac may release the teenage girl freelyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If raped?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion seriously? This one calls for a re-think, methinks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Shame on you Onion. That's not a volleyball...oh...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mother Knows Perfect Picture To Publicize If Daughter Ever Abducted http://onion.com/PQqJrV ” AYE Y'ALL READ THIS! LmaoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Volleyball? Looks like a soccer ball to me. -
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