@TheOnion, not as pretty as expected? Havent we moved on from fickle facade of perceived beauty & now focus on what makes you a good person?
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@TheOnion But the couple are still having mind blowing sex!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They usually never are!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Of all of college life, I think I miss "The Onion" the most!
@TheOnion Coworker’s Girlfriend Not As Pretty As Expectedhttp://onion.com/Ru73ZLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the girl my man moved in doesn't hold a candle to me and is not hot. He still tries making me jelouse with her busted looking ass!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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