“@TheOnion Chloë Sevigny Approved For Second Umlaut http://onion.com/Qs5wHk ”
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@TheOnion That's a diaeresis, not an umlaut.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The first one is a dieresis, not an umlaut. And there isn't another vowel in her name you could properly stick an umlaut on.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion She be fugly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Technically that's a dieresis, since it indicates a separate syllable. Umlauts change the actual sound of the vowel. -
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@TheOnion dont you guy's want to come to the Texas Fair & get infected with Chagas or tapeworms that grow in ur brain size of Grub worms ?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion we have HOOKWORMS in Miami & Tennessee & Tapeworms in Dallas http://n.pr/hjBlAlhttp://shar.es/u0XLk …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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