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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Sep 2012

    “Thank you, may Satan reward you all, and may God tremble in fear at the United States of America!” – Barack Obamahttp://onion.com/QhXxci 

    8:04 PM - 6 Sep 2012
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      2. Daniel Trombley‏ @DanOhioEE 6 Sep 2012
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        @mountain_goats I think @TheOnion is channeling you RT “Thank you, may Satan reward you all, & may God tremble in fear at the USA!” – Obama

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      3. The Mountain Goats‏Verified account @mountain_goats 6 Sep 2012
        Replying to @DanOhioEE

        @AxeDiesel @TheOnion that is a completely beautiful piece, those guys have been on fire all week

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      1. Rōbér‏ @bob_cleveland 7 Sep 2012
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        Been getting all my convention coverage from @TheOnion and it's my kind of america

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      1. Diamond ADENIBA‏ @diamondZ_Cfc 6 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion what could he have meant by this :: am indifferent.

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      1. Alice Naser‏ @alicenaser 6 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion LMAO

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      1. Fwad Abari‏ @FwadAbari 6 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion i cant wait until some right wing nut jobs tweet at you because they believe he actually said that.

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      1. Zakiyyah Abdulazeem‏ @ZakiyyahM30 6 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion I'm crying from laughing

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      1. Thomas Owens‏ @TOwens916 6 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion I think you're crossing the line.

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      1. DONT SLEEP Clothing‏ @dontsleepgear 6 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion #Wow humor to the lighter side of things, I see. Haha

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      1. Jim Long‏ @nothinglefttodo 6 Sep 2012
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      1. Jenni‏ @DCXn24Fan 6 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion I can't wait to see the frothing masses reporting this satire as truth. #notreally

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      1. Lee Tea‏ @LeesTeas 6 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion it's an 'obamanation'! politics in my own home, that's as far as my concern goes - ain't no one "out there" gonna save me.

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      1. Ginnie Baumgardner‏ @GinnieBB 6 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion you're weird tonite. unfollowing

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      1. Manar‏ @manarbee 6 Sep 2012
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        @theonion shut up, Onion.

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