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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Sep 2012

    Cackling Obama vows to "end traditional marriage as we know it" by allowing only homosexuals to raise childrenhttp://onion.com/QhXxci 

    8:03 PM - 6 Sep 2012
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      1. Scott Nielson‏ @PnwScotty 7 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion you guys really went deep tonight. Impressive. #DNC2012

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      1. Deborah W Mitchell‏ @debi27889 6 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion am appalled at your outburst. Freedom of speech is one thing, being mean, hateful and cruel is not acceptable

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      1. Deb‏ @debosaurus_rex 6 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion those kids would be SO well dressed!

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      1. Ronda Chollock‏ @RondaChollock 6 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion oh, man...the Literally Unbelievable Tumblr is gonna be good next week...

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      1. Neal Jackson‏ @gredin 6 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Actually all Onion Tweets tonight went flat....

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      1. Leigh Dilay‏ @LeighDilay 6 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion I'm not American but I love that man!

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      1. MeNotMuppet™‏ @PanTheist_ 6 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Cackling Obama vows to "end traditional marriage as we know it" by allowing only homosexuals to raise children // Go f*ck yourself

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      1. Katie Overheim‏ @hockeycat2 6 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion best of the night. Thanks for the laughs

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      1. Jim Arnold‏ @jcarnoldsf 6 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion not funny

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      1. closed‏ @babosagalaxy 6 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion you guys are hilarious... LOL

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      1. Terridan Gorman‏ @theTLGSr 6 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Stop, LOL

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      1. Terry Bowles™‏ @TerryB_63 6 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion I have one across the street,WTF

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      1. Noe Garcia‏ @NoeUGarcia 6 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion What a stupid post you just did...

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