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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Sep 2012

    "Thank you, and God bless my penis." – Bill Clintonhttp://onion.com/Ut5kYY 

    8:23 PM - 5 Sep 2012
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    26 replies 808 retweets 184 likes
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      2. Linda Pelachick‏ @LCruse1220 5 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @clever_carrie "I want to love you P.Y.T. Penis young thing..." #Penis #BatShitCrayCray

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      4. Linda Pelachick‏ @LCruse1220 5 Sep 2012
        Replying to @clever_carrie

        @clever_carrie YOU SAW A #PENIS!!!

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
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      6. Linda Pelachick‏ @LCruse1220 5 Sep 2012
        Replying to @clever_carrie

        @clever_carrie Guess what we had for dinner. Hot dogs. Also known as #wieners.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      8. Linda Pelachick‏ @LCruse1220 5 Sep 2012
        Replying to @clever_carrie

        @clever_carrie You forgot #DingDong and @wang

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      1. Friday‏ @friday_iu 6 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion ÚSA'S ELECTION TODAY http://kuchet106.violet.vn/entry/show/entry_id/8025111 …http://thcs-catminh-binhdinh.violet.vn/entry/show/entry_id/8030626 …

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      1. Eliza Windsor‏ @ElizaWindso 5 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Does it have a twitter account yet?

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      2. Natasha Gammell‏ @tashgam 5 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They went there. RT @TheOnion: "Thank you, and God bless my penis." – Bill Clintonhttp://onion.com/Ut5kYY 

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. The Great Garrett Underpants‏ @chika_jones 6 Sep 2012
        Replying to @tashgam

        @tashgam "rotfl" the great american dream....to have a̶̲̥̅̊ larger than life penis....

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. June Collins‏ @VirtualJune 5 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion LOL!

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      1. T Frothingil Bellows‏ @acs204 5 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Clinton's shitty speech takes Obama down. Revenge of the Perv!!!

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      1. Jeff Morosoff‏ @jeffmorosoff 5 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Enough with the Clinton penis jokes. It was only a little funny the first time. Now it's dumb and boring. #wearingthin

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      1. Crimea River‏ @HooplaHappens 5 Sep 2012
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        .@TheOnion Can you get your dad to take over the tweeting again, please? Tottle off to bed now, Beavis.

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      1. A Canadian View From Above‏ @majicmahon 5 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion like they say about an onion...peel back the layers and what do get.....nothing

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      1. Robyn S. Roemer‏ @Meadowblack 5 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Oh my! God bless America!

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