@TheOnion This stuff is getting old. I'm sick of this Puritan society!
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@TheOnion What more can he do for his party?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion go rent some porn. ur obviously obsessed with mens genitalia.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Guys, it's time to grow up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the economy is truly reaching a low point.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 3 times the charm, in just about everything but penis jokes. it was funny the first time.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion -Bill Clinton is Obama's front man/wingman. I'm not sure why...we didn't like him either.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion - ermahgerd, stop, i gotta catch my breath, can't stop laughing!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion WTF guys?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm not following you anymore. That took it too far.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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