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@TheOnion how goodThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Well done! RT
@TheOnion: "I'm overjoyed to have our two daughters roped into participating in this sick dog and pony show." – Michelle ObamaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "I'm overjoyed to have our two daughters roped into participating in this sick dog and pony show..." I'm not kidding. Shut up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion odd, mean is not amusing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion boring and stupid = unfollow.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Holy hell! You stunk up my Tweeterfeed. Whew. Whoever wrote ur material tonight is about as funny as Mittens. No, Mitt is funnierThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I guess it’s only satire if it targets the Right, eh?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hey now! :(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you guys are really starting to suck...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you're fucking rude.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Its just the pony show because BHO ate the dog. Right.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh...the fantasy world u guys live in. Keeping it real...just not there.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Booo. This is the one time when every dipshit who thinks he could write for The Onion is actually right.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion normally funny...not here...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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