@TheOnion That was Biden? I thought it was just some dude w/ a PBR tallboy arguing with an empty chair.
#BidenHitchhike
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@theonion stole my lawnmower said he wanted to ride the vehicle of the common man out of fuel after3 miles#BidenHitchhikeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Found him passed out in a Waffle House outside Richmond wearing a cutoff jean jacket and listening to Whitesnake on a WalkmanThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion dropped Joe Bite-me at skid row...drunk as hell. But he looked at home.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion got him out of North Philly;smoked a blunt, listened to Slayer, and I let him out in Scranton, not realizing I went the wrong way.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion found him in Saskatchewan barley field. Was taking him to nearest city but he wanted out at a Indian Reservation hotel and bar.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion picked him up outside Raleigh. Stank of piss. Demanded to go to NASCAR Hall of Fame, then cut himself.#BidenHitchhikeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Picked him up in Reno where he killed a man"just to watch him die"and left him to wallow in selfpity in Winnemucca
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@TheOnion#BidenHitchhike Picked up Joe here in Nova Scotia, was sure North Caroline was around here somewhere.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just outside of Weehawken. He asked if I had any molly, demanded I play nothing but early Husker Du, and wept.#BidenHitchhikeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion P/U'd near Newark. Played "Blue State Blues" on his harmonica.Let him off at Greyhound bus depot in Baltimore.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Found him outside a Chick-fil-A in Wilson, NC w/ pockets full of ketchup packs (suspect he stole 'em) & dropped him @ Raleigh 7-11Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion offered him a sip of my whiskey on a bus in Chicago & he shared some of his poetry & tried to buy my shoes.#BidenHitchhikeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion met him on a bus at 26th & Kedzie. He had stains all over his shirt & was muttering "must have gone too far south"#BidenHitchhikeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Picked up him and a one-eyed dog outside of Lynchburg, TN. Dropped them off at South of the Border in SC.#BidenHitchhikeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Didn't pick him up, but met him at a Denny's in OH. He rolled me a joint one-handed and said I "looked alright."#BidenHitchhikeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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