@TheOnion Joe Biden takes the trian to the DNC, duh!
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@TheOnion Paul Ryan sold the plans for IPhone5 to the Chinese who will flood the market with fakes before Apple can #CampaignLikeRyan#Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Happy Birthday to "Stalked to Death, Brain Games." The official release date of the book the Government doesn't want you to read.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Joe Biden Hitchhikes To Democratic National Convention http://onion.com/NaJrgzThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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