@TheOnion Televangelist confirms that bird strikes were against planes conveying homosexuals
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@TheOnion Angry Birds?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Obviously global warming.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think you need to stop pretending to be serious with this American Voices charade.#thatswhatithinkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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