RT @TheOnion: When barbecuing veggie burgers, be sure to tie your long hair back. That will keep it away from the flames, you stupid hippie.
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@TheOnion Sangria also turns meat into a fruity, sweet treat. Best served copiously.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and ribs will can swim in bourbonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@dr_bluebayou that is the waste of good bourbon...I hope you are using Old Crow Whiskey ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you guys..always have the 'answers'...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LMAO... thanks I needed thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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