@TheOnion America has The strangest names in politics , Mitt Romney sounds like a glove company.
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@TheOnion three words 'Jeremy Lin Jersey'Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He could fuck one!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ronrey RomneyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Its not about RACE, Its a bout American People . I could be wrong but i think he is doing a good jobThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Maybe Romney can "buy" Asain votes by handing out Chinese Restaurant coupons to all the workers he fires between now and election.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Im sure he owns some sweat shops...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mitt's so talented he could learn to eat rice with chop sticks That's about as close to orientals as he can getThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion perhaps he'll tell the story about that time he saved the Asian girl from a evil turtle.. I believe her name was... Peaches? Yea..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I know- SUM DUM LIThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that easy, he's gonna throw a condoleezza rice party.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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