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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Aug 2012

    “Folks, I can’t do this. I just can’t do this anymore.” – John McCain before committing suicide at the RNC http://onion.com/QUL9OX 

    5:30 PM - 29 Aug 2012
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      2. Barbara B. Nixon‏ @BarbaraNixon 29 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Suicide "jokes" are never funny, even on a parody website.

        4 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Justin‏ @jseiko22 29 Aug 2012
        Replying to @BarbaraNixon

        @BarbaraNixon I found it funny. He can rot in hell

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. James Wester‏Verified account @jameswester 29 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion yeah... I find most things funny. The McCain story? Not.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Justin‏ @jseiko22 29 Aug 2012
        Replying to @jameswester

        @jameswester I found it funny. He can rot in hell

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. James Wester‏Verified account @jameswester 30 Aug 2012
        Replying to @jseiko22

        @22justin didn't ask.

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      1. Justin‏ @jseiko22 29 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion haha if only

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      1. The News‏ @Editor63123 31 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Bad, bad. Doesn't come close to funny in these days of "saw it on the internet- must be true. How about using UR talent for good.

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      1. Snacks Galore!‏ @CaliforniaJazzy 30 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion so not funny. You can do better, can't you?

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      1. AA7YA 🇺🇸‏ @aa7ya 30 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Suicide is nothing to joke about, even on a parody site.

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      1. Stacie Martinez‏ @staciemm 29 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion not funny, not even close. He's an American soldier, whatever side you're on. Suicide? Not remotely funny aholes.

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      1. Infinitycircuit‏ @1nfinitycircuit 29 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Not to mention, on his birthday. Not the funniest thing you've ever done.

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      1. Susan NelsonJohansen‏ @azsusan13 29 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion #fail

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      1. Angry Sports Guy‏ @ShallowCritic 29 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Oh boy I'm going to hell for laughing at that.

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      1. Steven Daugherty‏ @DaughertyStevo 30 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion suicide jokes are always funny!kill your selfs!

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      1. Alex Whittemore‏ @alexwhittemore 29 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion only three of your four million followers are pissed about that tweet. Keep em rollin’!

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      1. Annette C. Sage‏ @SageDesignGroup 29 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion - Offensive satire gone too far and in poor taste. http://www.examiner.com/article/who-will-stop-the-american-veteran-suicide-epidemic …

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      1. Mike White‏ @redgoblet 29 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion I remember when you guys were clever. What happened?

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      1. Paul Bodine‏ @plbodine 29 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion All this negative feedback. Nobody appreciates gallows humour anymore.

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      1. betty vaughan‏ @lizfvaughan 29 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion omg that is not funny

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