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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Aug 2012

    BREAKING: Entire Republican National Convention Stunned As Ann Romney Asks For Divorce http://onion.com/RWLack 

    7:15 PM - 28 Aug 2012
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    22 replies 959 retweets 145 likes
      1. Robyn S. Roemer‏ @Meadowblack 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Awww....Does this mean she won't pull out his butt plug exactly when his speeches are first applauded as she always has?

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      1. David Daniel Beckom‏ @BeckomDavid 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Her speech came off flat. Her affair with Christy leaves it's mark

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      1. Louise Picco-Branney‏ @lmlb7665 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion say again?

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      1. Texas Patriot‏ @PatriotActN1 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion @joshuafoust Ole rascals, them still at it. Ther ain't no funnies here neither. She a good, honest country gal. Yessum!

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      1. Obese Ninja‏ @NinjaObese 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion you guys just make everything better.

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      1. LSW‏ @LuzSWallace 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion theatre worldwide b funny!!

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      1. Madeleine H‏ @Magda83 28 Aug 2012
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        Malicious, misleading imbeciles.@TheOnion BREAKING: Entire RNC Stunned As Ann Romney Asks For Divorce http://onion.com/RWLack 

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      1. Eduardo Ortiz‏ @Eddie_Ortiz 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion If U Ask Me, Sounds Like A Publicity Stunt lol

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      1. David Weber‏ @DAWeber71 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Looking forward to reading about this on @litunbelievable tomorrow.

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      1. Fake Tom Corbett‏ @FakeTomCorbett 28 Aug 2012
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        Smart girl RT @TheOnion BREAKING: Entire Republican National Convention Stunned As Ann Romney Asks For Divorce http://onion.com/RWLack  #GOP2012

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      1. Colby Blake‏ @DolbyCake 28 Aug 2012
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        “@TheOnion:Entire Republican National Convention Stunned As Ann Romney Asks For Divorce” ooh so that's the assault Rick was talking about

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      1. CoolCzech‏ @CoolCzech1 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion: Sick. But LOL

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      1. ClankDotCom ( Ki 気 )  🌊. 🌊 ‏‏ @corvetteflex 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion #itmusthavebeenapaintoendorsehim http://teamcoco.com/video/mike-tys … Mike Tyson tells the tale of ex Robin Givens with Brad Pitt and noodle.

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      1. Jeanne Strole‏ @Jeanne201 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Dude! Not impressed! Ya'll just stole that from #thecampaign :)

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