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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Aug 2012

    "If you’ve got a gun or a knife and you want to kill someone, Chicago is the place to be right now." http://onion.com/Rk3GVt 

    3:36 PM - 28 Aug 2012
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      1. Ms. Zoie L. Squire, "Poetically Me, Zoie!"‏ @Beituntomelord 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion insensitive journalism! My pregnant student was shot 9 xs dead n Chgo last yr. We need people praying not minimizing genocide!

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      1. Joel Mazur‏ @J_Maze_Blue 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion so are you saying I should avoid Chicago this Labor Day weekend? That would be a tragedy. #TheOnion #Chicago

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      1. Dan Švehla‏ @djs8686 28 Aug 2012
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        “@TheOnion "If you’ve got a gun or a knife and you want to kill someone, Chicago is the place to be right now." http://onion.com/Rk3GVt ”

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      1. Natascha Omar‏ @nat_omar 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion my bestie's in chicago now! She could make use of this piece! Ha

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      1. R.A. Everett  ⚾‏ @IdleRumors 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion First time in a while I agree 100%.

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      1. StudentsLast‏ @Students_Last 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion hey, don't count out New York, where the cops shoot the bystanders

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      1. Ernesto‏ @EJFoto 28 Aug 2012
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        @theonion knife/gun optional...=(

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      1. Harrison Thomas‏ @hthomas55 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Daren Cortez‏ @djdarenc 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion EAST ST. LOUIS got em beat

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