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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Aug 2012

    On today's #RNCschedule: Some awful shit about opportunity delivered by a limp-dicked old fuck who has everything http://onion.com/Pnl1fG 

    10:35 AM - 28 Aug 2012
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    • Champagne Joe Mark Cotoia 👹 Paul Manafortnite Sebastian D. Szyszka Lauren Mueller Christ Ian grandma derek Eternal 💉 Euth
    18 replies 719 retweets 182 likes
      1. Derek  🕷‏ @_mantis_ 28 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't know how @TheOnion kills it so consistently. The formula is so simple, you'd think it would get old. It does not.

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      1. Chickenscratchj‏ @ChickenscratchJ 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Last minute addition to schedule: 10 to 11: "Time to, you know, just totally geek out about Ayn Rand. She, like, just gets it."

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      1. ChasetheShade‏ @ChasetheShade 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion bingo..

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      1. Dan Barker‏ @dan1barker 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion onion getting nasty

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      1. Cynthia Flick‏ @Nomorethan2 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion brilliant, as always!

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      1. Andy Mace‏ @LeglessDean 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Inspired. As always.

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      1. Pamela Galowich‏ @pgalo 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion @themrsjf lol. Hope you had your students read this for an assignment today. You didn't really want to teach this year, right?

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      1. Steve Wilson‏ @Steve7771 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Don't you guys get the joke??? There is no Republican or Democratic Party anymore...They ARE the same Party...HAHAHA!!!

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      1. David Daniel Beckom‏ @BeckomDavid 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Not nice to speak of Ann that way

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      1. Peter‏ @RoyalWii 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Republicans: "Not enough jobs!" Also Republicans: "Quit complaining you don't have jobs, lazy fucks!"

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      1. Cori Britt‏ @CoriBritt1 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion pretty lame. You're usually better than this.

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      1. biomince‏ @biomince 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion so awesome! Keep it up!

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      1. Kori Prier‏ @akoribird 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion ONCE FUNNY now suffering, @TheOnion crosses the line to satisfy dweebs scratching their balls and trolling for giggles as they tok

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      2. Gin Peck‏ @ginpeck 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion @vickipars bwahaaahahahahahaha. Damn. I can't even watch that malarkey.

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      3. Vicki Parsons‏ @vickipars 28 Aug 2012
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        @ginpeck @TheOnion Somedays, The Onion is all that gets me through. this made me LOL!

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      1. Nathan ‘Midnight Leader’ Harris‏ @NathanIHarris 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion that how he knows about oppurtunity because he earned it he took those oppurtunities.

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      1. Schwilbur‏ @JSchwill1 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Joe Biden is at the RNC? Weird

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      1. Tim Denton‏ @timdenton60 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion blah blah blah!!

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      1. Philip Booth‏ @PhilipsFlicks 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion what, Joe Biden changed his mind?

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