I don't know how @TheOnion kills it so consistently. The formula is so simple, you'd think it would get old. It does not.
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@TheOnion Last minute addition to schedule: 10 to 11: "Time to, you know, just totally geek out about Ayn Rand. She, like, just gets it."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion onion getting nastyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion brilliant, as always!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Inspired. As always.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @themrsjf lol. Hope you had your students read this for an assignment today. You didn't really want to teach this year, right?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't you guys get the joke??? There is no Republican or Democratic Party anymore...They ARE the same Party...HAHAHA!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not nice to speak of Ann that wayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Republicans: "Not enough jobs!" Also Republicans: "Quit complaining you don't have jobs, lazy fucks!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion pretty lame. You're usually better than this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so awesome! Keep it up!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@vickipars bwahaaahahahahahaha. Damn. I can't even watch that malarkey. -
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@TheOnion that how he knows about oppurtunity because he earned it he took those oppurtunities.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Joe Biden is at the RNC? WeirdThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion blah blah blah!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what, Joe Biden changed his mind?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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