My god, those Onion folk are dependably good. RT @TheOnion Neil Armstrong Becomes 115 Billionth Man To Die On Earth http://onion.com/RNPxGB
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@TheOnion#NeilArmstrong Becomes 115 Billionth Man To Die On Earth http://onion.com/RNPxGBThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion too soon.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Grondwerk#Armstrong give or take. -
@jonahboat It's one corpse for a man, one rounded-up estimation for a joke. -
@Grondwerk Heh. And if we did come from the primordial soup then ancestor count could be out by many zeroes (and heroes).
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Do they hv google in heaven to search for ppl? RT
@TheOnion Neil Armstrong Becomes 115 Billionth Man To Die On Earth http://onion.com/RNPxGBThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And they say earth is crowded. Think about heaven. Or Hell.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And they say earth is crowded. Think about heaven.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion fucking massive lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion a fact as accurate as the one that places him as the first man to set foot on the moonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Neil Armstrong Becomes 115 Billionth Man To Die On Earth http://onion.com/RNPxGB " Too soon?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how do you even know that? Do you have intel on exactly how many people existed 5000 years ago? I think I'm missing your point.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion well done him. congrats all round!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 115B MAN dead? how U no dat? must b more WOMAN dead 2.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion too soon, too soonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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