@TheOnion shut up, this can't be real.
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@TheOnion I thought it was funny...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Shut the front door!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "What have we become?" Johnny CashThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is not only in bad taste, it is not funny. Children cannot be the butt of jokes & child abuse makes us cry not laugh.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You have sick minds over there#boycottcoming@GutterTheGreatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion whoa, the intern writing headlines today? this was just dumb.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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