@TheOnion thanks for having the balls to do tragic humor like this, knowing you will lose some spoiled willfully apathetic followers
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@TheOnion i guess the point is that the gov. doesn't much care about soldiers..... Still, not a funny articleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion rumor:O has bribed enough Electoral College votes to win!How do we INVESTIGATEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I remember when this feed was funny.#unfollowedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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