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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Aug 2012

    Poll Reveals You Live In Country Where Mentally Ill Man Still Has Good Chance Of Being Senator http://onion.com/NlcIR6 

    11:02 AM - 22 Aug 2012
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      1. Ike Graham‏ @ikegraham 23 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion love u guys but it seemed plain to me that with legitimate Akin meant not lying to get approved abortion. #notcrazy

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      1. Nick  🌊‏ @nickicomelately 22 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Having recently been in Missouri, I think #Akin's comment may have been staged to guage the effect of all the pro-life billboards.

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      1. Cynthia Flick‏ @Nomorethan2 22 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion I believe several already have!

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      1. Bruce Bennett‏ @xeroview 22 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion His term would be a "senile-a-tour."

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      1. Cathy Barnett‏ @akatrekker 22 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion and you are just now figuring that out? And remember, that goes both ways politically

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      1. Johanna Lee Miller‏ @JoLeeMills 22 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Isn't equality great?!

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      1. johnqpubliq‏ @johnqpubliq 22 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion But not VP? - huh. .....funny..

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      1. Andy Waterfield‏ @andywritesstuff 22 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion @MarkWaid Churchill was mentally ill for most of his adult life. Not really fair to reinforce stigma against sufferers.

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      1. Mr. Drew for 2018‏ @nofaith313 22 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion they can be senator or put to death. Pick your poison

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      1. A Word on Words‏ @AWordonWords 22 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion That's funny. It is. But while there are many kinds of mental illness, stupidity isn't one of them. #mentalillnessadvocate

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      1. Rafael Norma‏ @RafaelNorma 22 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Poll revels tou live....// here in @Mexico City we 've best mayor of the whole world @m_ebrard even he left 2 policemen die burned

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      1. Johи Sтeмрle™  🥑‏ @carver76 22 Aug 2012
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        RT @TheOnion Poll Reveals You Live In Country Where Mentally Ill Man Still Has Good Chance Of Being Senator

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      1. Wilmar Luna‏ @WilmarLuna 22 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Don't look at me, I voted for Kodos.

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      1. CaaqiL‏ @caaqil__ 22 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion looool, who needs to mention any names,.....Ak***

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      1. ClankDotCom ( Ki 気 )  🌊. 🌊 ‏‏ @corvetteflex 22 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion But not a cop.

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